Saturday 12 November 2016

Be contended

A baby Girl went to a shop with her mother. The
shop keeper looked at the small cute child and
showed her a bottle with sweets...
And said, "Dear Child, you can take the sweets".
But the child didn't take. The shopkeeper was
surprised Such a small child she is and why is
she not taking
the sweets from the bottle.
Again he said take the sweets.
Now the mother also heard that and said, "Take
the sweets dear".
Yet she didn't take it. The shopkeeper seeing the
child not taking the sweets.
He himself took the sweets and gave to the
child. The child was happy to get two handsfull
of sweets. While returning home the Mother
asked the child Why didn't you take the sweets,
when the shop keeper told you to
take..?
Can you guess the response?
Child replies Mom! My hands are very small and
if I take the sweets I can only take few..
But now you see when uncle gave with his big
hands, How many more sweets I got!
MORAL LESSON:
When we take we may get little but when Our
Father in Heaven gives, He gives us more
beyond our expectations more than what we can
think of Because His blessings are more better
than we can even imagine:)
Always ask God what you want and wait for the
Lord to give you more!!
LETS PRAY:
Heavenly Father, please bless the
person reading this, grant his/her
desires this year, wipe away every
sorrow, shame, failure, untimely death, poverty,
sickness from his/her life and that of every
member of his/her family in Jesus Name.
Write, "AMEN" to claim this prayer NOW!!

mad man back in his senses

Lol .
A mad man was standing near a chemist
shop
when Musa walked in and was
complaining to the
chemist man saying .
''doctor my head is seriously
aching me for the past two days now.
.
Immediately the mad man entered and
said ''I know how you feel''.
.
Musa was astonished.
.
The mad man said, sometimes it will be
as if ten men are playing Army drum on your
head?
.
Musa : Yes that's true.
.
Mad man : And it will be as if your head wants to
fall down?
.
Musa : Yes!! You're right.
.
Mad man : And you will be seeing things double?
.
Musa : Yes! Yes!!.. You're correct.
.
Mad man : Sometimes you will be seeing
things in a negative way?
.
Musa : My God!... That's true.
.
Mad man : When you see fire it will turn
to river and if you see waste-bin it will turn to
paradise in
your eyes?
.
Musa : Jesus!... That's a big truth.
. Musa : But how come you know all these
things?
.
Mad man : Na so my own take start.
.
Musa fainted..

akpors the preacher

Akpos: Hello Girl
Chichi: Hello!
Akpos: Do you have a
boyfriend?
Chichi: Nope. I don't want to
have a boyfriend. Akpos: oh no!!!! Remember
Genesis 2:18
The
Lord God said, “It is not good
for the man to be
alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”
Chichi: But I don't love you.
Akpos: no, u just have to love
me, remember 1 John
4:8 "Who ever does not love
does not know God,
because God is love."
Chichi: But how can I be sure that you're
loyal and
honest?
Akpos: Mark 13:31 says "Heaven and earth
will pass away, but my words
will never pass
away."
Chichi: But I'm busy, I'm still
studying. Akpos: yes dear but Ecclesiastes 3:1 said
"There is
a time for everything, and a
season for every
activity under the heaven."
Chichi: But why me? There are alot of girls
out
there.
Akpos: Proverbs 31:29 "Many
women do
noble things, but you surpass them all."
Chichi: But what is in me that
you like?
Akpos: Song of Solomon 4:7
"You are altogether
beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in
you."
Chichi: no ooo, I'm not
beautiful. Akpos: Proverbs 31:30
"Charm is deceptive,
and beauty is fleeting; but a
woman who fears
the Lord is to be praised."
Chichi: Why all dis?
Akpos: 2 Corinthians 2:4 "For
I wrote you outof
great distress and anguish of heart and
with many
tears, not to grieve you but to
let you know
the depth of my love for you." Chichi,
waoooo, i'm flattered,
i think i love u,
let's
start with u buying me an
Iphone 6. Akpos: no dear, remember 1 John
2:15...."Love not
the world, neither the things
that are in the
world
Chichi: Omg!!! That reminds me, you have no
job as well...
Akpos: Don't worry, Genesis
22:8 says GOD
WILL
PROVIDE.

Nigerians are always at the top in any situation

A Nigerian Doctor couldn't find a job in any Hospital in the USA, so he opened a clinic and put a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'
An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."
Doctor: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth."
Lawyer: "Ugh... this is kerosene."
Doctor: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20."
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."
Doctor: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth."
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste."
Doctor: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20."
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all."
Doctor: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100."
Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $1" not $100!!"
Doctor: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"
You can't beat Nigerians!!!!

Thursday 27 October 2016

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Temple run Oz hacked zip file to unlock millions of coins and gems

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Saturday 10 September 2016

Job wahala

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JOB WAHALA!!!A graduate in Biology from University of Benin was having difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in one of the daily newspapers for a job at a zoo. In the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla, which had been tourists attraction has died so they needed someone to dress up & pretend as gorilla. The graduate was embarrassed, but since the salary was OK, he accepted the job. The 1st day, he put on the gorilla skin & entered the cage, he started jumping up and down, beat his chest & roared like gorilla. The next day, he put on a gorilla skin & started moving around the zoo again & mistakenly entered another cage and found himself staring at a lion. The lion roared & rushed towards him. The scared graduate quickly forgot that he is a gorilla & started shouting like human, "Help! Help!" The lion leaped onto him,knocked him to the ground & whispered in his ear "sodiq" it's me lekan, ur course mate. Shut up or we'll both lose our job Don't laugh alone share

How to clear data,password and pattern manually.. just in six steps...

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HOW TO MAKE UR PHONE CHARGE FASTER WITOUT ANY APP OR BOOSTER......

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