Job wahala

JOB WAHALA!!!A graduate in Biology from University of Benin was having difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in one of the daily newspapers for a job at a zoo. In the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla, which had been tourists attraction has died so they needed someone to dress up & pretend as gorilla. The graduate was embarrassed, but since the salary was OK, he accepted the job. The 1st day, he put on the gorilla skin & entered the cage, he started jumping up and down, beat his chest & roared like gorilla. The next day, he put on a gorilla skin & started moving around the zoo again & mistakenly entered another cage and found himself staring at a lion. The lion roared & rushed towards him. The scared graduate quickly forgot that he is a gorilla & started shouting like human, "Help! Help!" The lion leaped onto him,knocked him to the ground & whispered in his ear "sodiq" it's me lekan, ur course mate. Shut up or we'll both lose our job Don't laugh alone share

How to clear data,password and pattern manually.. just in six steps...

These cheats am about to give you I don't want you to use it and steal phone. because it clears and remove everything that is changing the phone to an empty brand new phone....... 1. switch off the phone/remove the battery... 2. now is time to switch on the phone, hold the power buttons together with the lower volume key and power the phone....[in case you see the Android icon just press the power buttons] …… 3. you will see words written in China, use the volume key as navigation key[up and down] to scroll and power buttons to select... 4. Since you can't understand china , go to the longest China sentence using navigation key and power key to select.. 5. Still go to the longest again and click.... 6. remove ur battery and put it back in order to switch on the phone.... Some other type of model like Samsung, HTC and rest has a high protective security in order to see d steps as listed above..... 1. Hold the power, volume and home key together in order to switch it on.... AND FOLLOW THE REMAINING STEPS LISTED ABOVE... ...It not a joke oooo I have tested and confirm it....... comments below your testimonies....

HOW TO MAKE UR PHONE CHARGE FASTER WITOUT ANY APP OR BOOSTER......

All u need to do is b4 pluging the phone simply FLIGHT MODE it and plug, den wait for it to charge u will b suprise to see hw fast it will charge this time than how it use to... Don't tank me comment ur testimonies for others to see and believe....

How to chat on 2go room for free

Do you know you can chat free on 2go room...All you have to do is = when you have 0 GOCREDIT just go to your room enter and type any message,and immediately close the room you will receive the mesage that you don't have GOCREDITS Just ignore them.Do that Atleast 5 to 6times and seePls Drop Your Comment Bellow RELATED POSTS

HOW TO HACK BLUETOOTH

All u need to do is switch on d person's Bluetooth den dial *#9990# ... dats all d Bluetooth z hacked...... In order to unlock it rewrite d code.. den off d phone for about 5hrs.. turn it on.. YOUR BLUETOOTH WILL B UNLOCK......... Work n tested working by d admin......

Temple run Oz hacked zip file to unlock millions of coins and gems

temple-run-Oz.zip all d same step as stated in temple run 2 post but dis time in. Andriod~>data~>com.Disney.templerunOz.goo... delete d old gamedata.txt b4 extracting dis backed file here... Any hack file u need just tell me by comenting

New bumpa over load credits for glo sims

THE STEPS BELOW! 1. Dial 10010 1 # and make sure the profile is activated. 2. Then dial 200# . 3. Immediately load N200 and get 400 on your overload. Dial #122*2# to check bumpa bal. Dial #122*7# to check overload bal . Enjoy, but don't forget to share it with your friends. And make sure you drop your comments for more tricks More Loading....

ETISALAT ANDROID DATA PLAN & SUBSCRIPTION CODE

The 2GB subscription code for this data plan is 2292*8# · To activate this data plan on your android device, recharge N2000 Airtime on your Etisalat line and simply dial 2292*8# to subscribe. Please, wait to receive an SMS indicating that your subscription is successful.......

Turn your New Etisalat sim into magic sim for unlimited data free

1. Just Load N250 etisalat Recharge card on the sim. 2. Send IFBUP To 229. 3.Dial 229 3 5 # 4. Switch off ur phone and remove the sim ,keep it safe for just 5 hours. 5. After that insert it back and dail 229 * 0 #. 6. Change ur network to 3g if available and Goto Any Application u wished to and start flexing Unlimitedly! Pls keep this safe and always invite your frnds here.

Latest Blackberry Subscription Codes For Mtn, Etisalat, Glo & Airtel

Network: MTN Validity SMS Code Complete Daily: N100 1 day BBCDAY Complete Weekly: N500 7 days BBCWEEK Complete Monthly: N1000 30 days BBC Unlimited Daily: N120 1 day BBDAY Unlimited Weekly: N600 7 days BBWEEK Unlimited Monthly: N1500 30 days BIS For MTN, SMS the above codes to ‘21600’. To check your subscription status, SMS ‘Status’ to ‘21600’. Network: Etisalat Validity USSD Code Social Daily: N100 1 day 4992*2# Social Weekly: N400 7 days 4992*1# Social Monthly: N1300 30 days 4992# Complete Daily: N100 1 day 4993*2# Complete Weekly: N500 7 days 4993*1# Complete Monthly: N1500 30 days 4993# For Etisalat, dial *228# to check your status. Network: Glo Validity SMS Code BIS Daily: N1001 day BISDAY BIS Weekly: N900 7 days BISWEEK BIS Monthly: N2800 30 days BISMONTH Complete Weekly: N400 7 days COWEEK Complete Monthly: N1400 30 days COMONTH For Glo, send the sms code to ‘777’. To check status, send ‘Status’ to ‘777’ Network: Airtel Validity USSD Code Social Daily: N100 1 day 4406# Social Weekly: N400 7 days 4405# Social Monthly: N1200 30 days 4404# Complete Daily: N100 1 day 4403# Complete Weekly: N400 7 days 4402# Complete Monthly: N1400 30 days 4401# For Airtel, send ‘Status’ to ‘440’ to check subscription status.

FUNNY CURFEW

Curfew was declared while some guys went to watch football match and met the soldiers on their way....the soldiers decided to flog them according to the numbers on their clothes (jerseys)...the first guy was wearing Chelsea jersey 12 Mikel Obi...he was flogged 12 strokes and the second person was wearing 50cent...they gave him 50 strokes...on the process the third man started crying from afar...Guess what? He is a Fulani man wearing Sai Buhari 2015.....please don't laugh alone