Job wahala

JOB WAHALA!!!A graduate in Biology from University of Benin was having difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in one of the daily newspapers for a job at a zoo. In the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla, which had been tourists attraction has died so they needed someone to dress up & pretend as gorilla. The graduate was embarrassed, but since the salary was OK, he accepted the job. The 1st day, he put on the gorilla skin & entered the cage, he started jumping up and down, beat his chest & roared like gorilla. The next day, he put on a gorilla skin & started moving around the zoo again & mistakenly entered another cage and found himself staring at a lion. The lion roared & rushed towards him. The scared graduate quickly forgot that he is a gorilla & started shouting like human, "Help! Help!" The lion leaped onto him,knocked him to the ground & whispered in his ear "sodiq" it's me lekan, ur course mate. Shut up or we'll both lose our job Don't laugh alone share

FUNNY CURFEW

Curfew was declared while some guys went to watch football match and met the soldiers on their way....the soldiers decided to flog them according to the numbers on their clothes (jerseys)...the first guy was wearing Chelsea jersey 12 Mikel Obi...he was flogged 12 strokes and the second person was wearing 50cent...they gave him 50 strokes...on the process the third man started crying from afar...Guess what? He is a Fulani man wearing Sai Buhari 2015.....please don't laugh alone

Funny wife

A woman suspected her husband for having sex with the maid in the house, so the woman setted a trap by sending the maid to the village for the weekend without telling her husband. At night the husband told the usual story 'darling i am going to watch wrestling at the sitting room' and left. The wife silently went to the maid's room and lied nake on the bed without any light, a man joined her on the bed without wasting time and without a word he had sex with her. After the fifth round she said, "it's enough, i have cought you, so this is how you have sex with her, you will do two round and tell me you are tired: fifth round and you are still demanding for more". The gateman shouted,"I AM SORI MADAM, I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS YOU, EEWWEEEEEEEEEE. She shouted den the husband rushed in and cought them. Now if you are the husband, what will you do. Dont spoil the fun so share with your friends and see their view.

JOKE: MY Mum Joined Facebook

So my mum joined facebook last last week and this evening she started complaining to me, she said: “Mark this facebook registration dey chop money oh” “mummy I no understand… how?” I asked. She sighed and said: “Since wey I tell victory your sister to register me for facebook, na so-so money I dey spend” I was confused, I didn’t understand what my mum was talking about. But after a while I got a clue and then asked: “Oh ok, mummy na MB dey chop your money?”. She raised eye brows and said: “ah Mark which one be MB na? I hope say I nogo pay for that one oh, because I don pay 8k for chatting permit, 10k for friend request fee, 3k for posting fee, 6k for profile picture permit and this evening again, your sister don talk say facebook say make I bring 5k for international facebook passport. Mark I don tire, na so una dey spend money for this thing?” Please what should I tell my mum right now?

Hiv family

SAD SAD NEWS A Guy living abroad called his mum to say . OLA: "mom, I've got HIV n so I'm coming home" MOM: (begging) please, OLA, never come back home". OLA surprised) "why" MOM: "If you come home, your wife will get it and she will give it to ur brother, ur brother will give it to our house girl and she will give it to your father. Your father will give it to me and I will give it to our driver, our driver will give it to ur sister and if your sister gets it, then the entire village will get it. So we are counting on you to die alone. Don't laugh alone

He that is in u is greater than he that is in the world

If a Soldier asked u to stop and ur Pastor told u to move that u should not mind them, telling u that he who lives in u is greater than the one living inside them. Who are you going to obey? Be sincere