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Nollywood Actor Baba Tee’s Wife Gives Birth To Baby Boy

Yoruba Actor Babatunde Bernard Baba Tee’s Wife Dupe Odulate Delivers Baby Boy
Comic Nollywood actor Babatunde Bernard aka Baba Tee’s beautiful wife, Dupe Odulate has delivered a bouncing baby boy.
The couple welcomed their first child together few days ago.
The actor and his wife have officially confirmed the delivery on the social media The new mother and her adorable son are said to be in good health.
Congrats to the couple.

‘I Will Play For Madrid’- Dortmund Star Aubameyang Insists

Borussia Dortmund star, Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, has revealed he “made a promise” to his grandfather that he would play for Real Madrid after a fantastic performance at the Santiago Bernabeu Wednesday.
Aubameyang scored a goal and assisted another in the 2-2 Champions League draw last night.
The player is under contract at Signal Iduna Park until 2020 but insisted he intends to fulfill a promise made to his family.
He told beIN Sports,
“Yes [I still want to play for Real], it’s a promise I made to my grandfather.
“Right now, I feel very good at Dortmund but in the future, we’ll see.”

Barcelona To Play Chapecoense Next Year After Horrible Plane Crash

Barcelona have invited Brazilian team, Chapecoense, to play in the Joan Gamper Trophy match at Camp Nou, as a mark of respect to the 71 people who died in an air crash in Colombia last month.
“Barcelona want to pay homage to the 71 people who died in the accident and their families,” the Catalan club said in a statement.
“The club will work so that the Joan Gamper Trophy 2017 provides a huge homage to them from the football world through different initiatives surrounding the game.
“With the invitation of Chapecoense to the Joan Gamper Trophy, Barcelona want to collaborate with the institutional and sporting reconstruction of the club and help them recover the competitive level they had.
“Barcelona sent a formal letter to Chapecoense’s current board of directors on Thursday.”
Chapecoense, who were on their way to play Atletico Nacional, in the final of the Copa Sudamericana, lost 19 players to the tragedy.
The SouthAmerica governing body for football, CONMEBOL has since awarded the Copa Sudamericana title to Chapecoense.

Confirmed!! FG Declares Monday, Dec 12 As Public Holiday (See Details)

The Federal Government has declared Monday, Dec 12, as public holiday to mark the Eid-El-Maulud celebration.‎
‎The Minister of Interior, Retired Lt.- Gen. Abdulrahman Dambazau, made the declaration on behalf of the Federal Government on Thursday in Abuja.
In a statement signed by the acting Permanent Secretary of the Ministry, Alhaji Muhammadu Maccido, Dambazau enjoined all Muslim faithful and Nigerians in general to join hands with President Muhammadu Buhari to build a strong, united and peaceful Nation.‎
He also urged all Nigerians to use the occasion to pray for peace across the nation.‎ The minister also called on all Nigerians to be patient and supportive of the present administration for the successful implementation of its laudable programmes.
He wished all Nigerians a happyand peaceful Eid-El-Maulud celebration.

Riddle Time!! What Grows When It Eats, But Dies When It Drinks?

This riddle is kinda simple but it will take a while to think about it until you finally get the answer to this, but i know the fast thinker and the efikos will surely get the answer and still take their position in winning always.
Let’s do this together, who ever got the answer first wins.
Drop your comment.

Policeman Faints As Man Attacks Him With Charm In Lekki Lagos, Suspect Docked

Police Officer Faints As Man Hits Him With A Charm At Jakande Roundabout In Lekki Lagos, Suspect Docked
An unemployed man identified as Niyi Akande has been arrested for allegedly attacking a policeman on duty with a charm in Lagos.
The 22-year-old suspect reportedly carried out the attack on one Sergeant Matthew Omoche at Jakande roundabout in Lekki Eti Osa Local Government Area of Lagos on Monday the 5th of December 2016 at 7:00am.
Akande was today docked for possession of an illegal substance and for assaulting a police officer.
He was granted bail in the sum of N50,000 with one surety in like sum.
He is to appear in court on the 19th of December 2016 for hearing.

Kenneth okonkwo and wife shares tetimony at shiloh 2016

Kenneth Okonkwo And Wife Share Testimony During Shiloh 2016 At Canaanland Ota, Say God Gives Them Baby After 9 Years Of Marriage
After nine years of depending on God for the fruit of marriage, veteran Nollywood actor Kenneth Okonkwo and his beautiful wife Ifeoma finally got an answer to their prayer.
The couple who welcomed their first child in Maryland on the 6th of May 2016 thanked God for answering their prayers and for putting their enemies to shame.
The crowd went wild at Canaanland when the couple stepped on the podium with their handsome boy last night. WOW what a marvelous GOD
Glory to God for the great things he has done.
Congrats to Mr & Mrs Okonkwo.

There is God o @ ex president wife

Money Laundering: Patience Jonathan Writes House Of Representatives Over EFCC Harassment, Calls For Urgent Intervention
Ex-President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan’s wife, Patience yesterday sought the help of House of representatives over what she termed harassment by EFCC operatives.
In the petition laid down before the House yesterday, Mrs Jonathan claimed that the agency infringed her fundamental Human Rights.
A PDP member of the House from Delta State, Mr Idisi Lovette submitted the petition on behalf of Jonathan’s wife.
Idisi, while conveying the complaints of Mrs. Jonathan to the House, said under the Nigerian constitution, mere allegations did not amount to guilt until a proper conviction by a competent court of law.
He added, “This petition is in line with Section 36 where every citizen is presumed innocent until proven guilty. Mr. Speaker, the constant harassment of the former first lady is in a petition emanating from her that was sent to my office.
“With the leave of the House, I seek your permission to lay the petition before the House.”
The Speaker, Mr. Yakubu Dogara, referred the petition to the House Committee on Public Petitions for hearing.
It is expected that the former President’ wife will come to the National Assembly when invited, to defend the petition.
The key issue raised by the groups on behalf of Jonathan was that the EFCC had frozen her accounts and those of some of her close associates on account of corruption allegations.
They noted that some of the affected individuals were not under investigation by the anti-graft agency, but the agency still froze their accounts.
Part of the document read, “A simple cost benefit analysis of the EFCC’s current approach would reveal that it is harming this government’s strategic interest far more than the brief publicity it gets from its current modus operandi…
“We are urging you to caution and rein in the EFCC to operate within the confines of its enabling laws, lest it becomes victim of the corrupting influence of absolute power.

New convert:TONTO DIKEH

Tonto Dikeh Becomes Born Again Christian: I Have Given My Life To Christ I’m Not Ashamed To Say I’m Saved
The beautiful actress who is now enjoying marital bliss under the roof of her extremely wealthy hubby has rededicated her life to Christ.
Tonto Dikeh who has dedicated her life to serving humanity through her husband’s foundation made her conversion public after re-tweeting the words of born again singer Lynxx that says serving God is not boring.
Tontolet who applauded Lynxx for his bold statement on salvation also dropped these words:
“Thank you so much Lynxx. Proud of You.. #TeamCelebrityBornAgains #Called by God #NOT ASHAMED TO SAY I AM SAVED #AM SAVED”

Question!! What Will You Do If You Find Out The Girl You’Ve Been Dating For Years Is Still On A Dating Site?

With what ladies are doing nowadays, we decided to bring
this type of question up to you guys today.
Let’s just assume you and a girl have been in relationship for
so many years and one day you were checking some sites and
a dating ads come up, you click on the ads and it direct you to
the dating site and unfortunately the first person you see is
your girlfriend.
What will be your reaction?
Me:- I will change my name and profile pic then propose to
her, if she accept……..i reserve my comment.
What about you?

before sending any female in your family to study at ghana please read this

Some sent this to us, Read below:-
I was having my lunch in a restaurant in Accra this afternoon,
when A friend started a discussion of what some of our
female Nigerian students in Ghana have turned themselves
into. I could not agree more. While the parents spend lots of
money to ensure their daughters are comfortable and
graduate with flying colours, their children have a different
agenda.
There was this particular case of a young girl whose mother
rented a 2-bedroom flat for her in Accra. My friend, said
news just got to him this week, that this student slept with 5
(five) guys at the same time and was still begging for more.
She is always high on hard drugs. And, the mother, back in
Nigeria will be boasting of her daughter, who is studying in
Ghana. Oh, so pathetic.
Sadly to say, many of these young girls have become
international prostitutes and seriously hooked on drugs. I
mean what I am saying. And many people in Accra can bear
me witness. Some of the mushroom universities attended by
the students lack hostel facilities and the students are forced
to rent accommodation thereby according them too much
privacy which they are not matured enough to handle.
This issues also involves our boys. Some have become drug
addicts, school dropouts and they still collect school fees
from their parents.
Parents need to pay regular unexpected visit to their children
and monitor them via phone calls at odd hours to find out
where they are and what they are up to. If you a parent, you
must never cease to pray for your children. And, if you are
not sure of child’s behavior, keep him or her close to you.
Share this till it get to all Parents who have their Wards in
Ghana.

Akpos has come again!
*AKPOS WAS STUDYING THE BIBLE WITH
JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES*
JW: What bible character built the ark?
Akpos: Noah!
JW: Correct!
JW: According to the bible how many humans survived
the great flood?
Akpos: 9 people
JW: U did well! But look attentively at the image below
the paragraph.
How many humans are there?
Akpos: 8 people
JW: Correct! So how many people survived the flood
then?
Akpos: 9 people
JW: OK! let's recount please!
Noah and his wife, his three sons and their wives.
In total that makes how many people?
Akpos: 8 people
JW: So that gives us how many people that survived the
flood?
Akpos: 9 people
JW: Please why do you keep saying 9 people when on the
image it's clear that they were 8 people?
Akpos: Bros abeg no vex ooo...! The photographer wey
snap dem na animal??
Vital question!!
Thank God it Friday

apkors olodo

The students of Warri Grammar School went on excursion to Egypt. On the tomb of Pharaoh was written “1102BC”.
The teacher now asked “who knows what this means?” Nobody except Akpos raised his hand but the teacher was not comfortable and pretended not to take notice of him. She then asked again and yet only Akpos’ hand was still up.
So she allowed him to answer.
Akpos said “Na Pharaoh BB Pin be that”

nigerians are good at something

Most nigerians are good at chatting Here are
the top ten Nigerian funniest chat-to make a girl fall for u
.
1. “You look familiar, have we met?”
This seems to be the most popular in Nigeria
when it comes to chat-up lines. A guy walks up
to you and is like “… Hey. .. You look familiar,
have we met?”. ( And you’re staring blankly like
…” No, I don’t think so” and he goes …”Oh
common don’t tell me you can’t remember me.
..”. So in a bid to defend your memory, you
oblige and chat or you really don’t care and tell
the person off.
2. “Can I follow you home? ‘Cos my parents told
me to always follow my dreams”
When you hear a line like this, you may be too
weak to react cos you’re boiling within with
laughter. All that runs through your mind could
be “what the heck is he (or she as the case may
be) thinking?”.
3. “Hey, you are very pretty, you look exactly like
my mum”
This sounds awkward because the lady does not
know how the person’s mom look. However,
some women may feel honoured while some
maybe like .. ” What? are you alright? You wish!”
4. “Ooooo Boi! I wish I met you first”
This line is pretty famous in the circles of those
who meet someone they think they like when
they’re already in a serious relationship. It’s a
funny way to break the ice but it works.
Sometimes, It has an uncanny feel to it that can
soften the other person’s disposition towards
you.
5. “You’re the only egg in my roll. Without you
I’m just a buns”
Now talk about downright hilarious. Even the
meanest or hardest Nigerian mind will break a
smile on hearing this. The mere thought of the
person trying to talk to you being a “buns” is so
funny. Using this is sure to kick start your much
needed chat but you’ve got to get creative to
keep it going.
6. “I’m not a prophet but I can see you and I
together”
When you hear such lines, the first thing that
comes to mind will be “hmmmm, the brother’s
getting all religious on me” and as funny as it
may sound it, works for some people.
7. “I thought happiness starts with letter H, why
does mine start with U?”
How creative and smooth, when you hear such
lines you just smile because you get carried away
by the mind behind those words. It’s funny but
cute at the same time, words like this can break
any ice cold heart and get a conversation going.
Besides, give the brother some credit for the pun.
8. “Does it Hurt? (What?) Falling from heaven”.
I’ve heard men use this line a lot. Its just a
sweet way to tell a lady that she is an angel. It’s
kind of abstract because it starts with a question
– Does it hurt? It’ll definitely trigger some
curiosity in the mind of the lady because it’s
awkward. And the later part – falling from
heaven – creates the opposite reaction because
they never saw it coming. It’s an old classic pick
up line that still works.
9. “Hi I’m kind of lost. please can you help me
find my way to …..?”
I can bet you this line has been in use for
decades and till date it works. It makes you
sound vulnerable and in need of help but the aim
is to draw attention and start a conversation.
This kind of pick of line works better in public
places.
10. “Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives…
He never met you!”
Talk about religious and funny, this is sure to
earn you a smile from that ‘sister’ that’s got
your nerves in a twist and your mind all tangled
up. This type of lines that have a biblical feel to
them are best tried on religious person with a
sense of humour.

nigeran girls

   If u wanna date an Indian girl, u must know how to sing....
=> If u wanna date an
American girl, u must be honest or she shoots u
=> If u wanna date an
English girl, u must be brilliant in ur
field
=> If u wanna date a
Chinese girl, u must know kung-fu or know how to eat fly
=> If u wanna date a
Russian girl, u must be
white
=> If u wanna date a
Brazilian girl, u must fix
your front teeth
=> If u wanna date a
Jamaican girl, u must be
black and rugged
=> If u wanna date an
Italian girl, u must be a sex enthusiast
=> If u wanna date a Nigerian girl, u must be ______________?

Bad housegirl

A House girl asked her madam to increase her
salary. The madam ask her to give 3 reasons
why she need her salary to be increased.
*HOUSE GIRL:* I can cook better than you.
*MADAM:* Who told you that?
*HOUSE GIRL:* Your husband told me.
*MADAM:* Okay, second reason....!
*HOUSE GIRL:* I can iron better than you.
*MADAM:* Who told you that?
*HOUSE GIRL:* Your husband told me.
*MADAM:* Okay, last reason.
*HOUSE GIRL:* I am also better than you in
bed (Madam got furious, grab a stick to
smash her head)
*MADAM:* Did my husband say that?
*HOUSE GIRL:* NO, the driver told me I'm
better
than you in bed.
*MADAM:* Shhhh! Lower your voice please! I
will increase your salary immediately. You're
such a hard working girl

mothers

MY BABE: I love you with all my heart
ME: I love you too
MY BABE: You promise to love me forever?
ME: Yes, i promise
MY BABE: Will you give me your heart?
ME: I'm sorry baby..
MY BABE: YOu mean you dont love me?
ME: It's not like that
MY BABE: Then what?
ME: Someone has won my heart with her tenderness, purest of love, care, supports, name it..
MY BABE: (burst into tears, after some time, she ask me) And you want to leave me n marry her?
ME: I wish i can, but i can't.
MY BABE: Why???
ME: Because she's my MOTHER.
What about you, do you love your MOTHER??? If you do, pls Type "I LOVE MUM"

Be contended

A baby Girl went to a shop with her mother. The
shop keeper looked at the small cute child and
showed her a bottle with sweets...
And said, "Dear Child, you can take the sweets".
But the child didn't take. The shopkeeper was
surprised Such a small child she is and why is
she not taking
the sweets from the bottle.
Again he said take the sweets.
Now the mother also heard that and said, "Take
the sweets dear".
Yet she didn't take it. The shopkeeper seeing the
child not taking the sweets.
He himself took the sweets and gave to the
child. The child was happy to get two handsfull
of sweets. While returning home the Mother
asked the child Why didn't you take the sweets,
when the shop keeper told you to
take..?
Can you guess the response?
Child replies Mom! My hands are very small and
if I take the sweets I can only take few..
But now you see when uncle gave with his big
hands, How many more sweets I got!
MORAL LESSON:
When we take we may get little but when Our
Father in Heaven gives, He gives us more
beyond our expectations more than what we can
think of Because His blessings are more better
than we can even imagine:)
Always ask God what you want and wait for the
Lord to give you more!!
LETS PRAY:
Heavenly Father, please bless the
person reading this, grant his/her
desires this year, wipe away every
sorrow, shame, failure, untimely death, poverty,
sickness from his/her life and that of every
member of his/her family in Jesus Name.
Write, "AMEN" to claim this prayer NOW!!

mad man back in his senses

Lol .
A mad man was standing near a chemist
shop
when Musa walked in and was
complaining to the
chemist man saying .
''doctor my head is seriously
aching me for the past two days now.
.
Immediately the mad man entered and
said ''I know how you feel''.
.
Musa was astonished.
.
The mad man said, sometimes it will be
as if ten men are playing Army drum on your
head?
.
Musa : Yes that's true.
.
Mad man : And it will be as if your head wants to
fall down?
.
Musa : Yes!! You're right.
.
Mad man : And you will be seeing things double?
.
Musa : Yes! Yes!!.. You're correct.
.
Mad man : Sometimes you will be seeing
things in a negative way?
.
Musa : My God!... That's true.
.
Mad man : When you see fire it will turn
to river and if you see waste-bin it will turn to
paradise in
your eyes?
.
Musa : Jesus!... That's a big truth.
. Musa : But how come you know all these
things?
.
Mad man : Na so my own take start.
.
Musa fainted..