Latest Blackberry Subscription Codes For Mtn, Etisalat, Glo & Airtel

Network: MTN Validity SMS Code Complete Daily: N100 1 day BBCDAY Complete Weekly: N500 7 days BBCWEEK Complete Monthly: N1000 30 days BBC Unlimited Daily: N120 1 day BBDAY Unlimited Weekly: N600 7 days BBWEEK Unlimited Monthly: N1500 30 days BIS For MTN, SMS the above codes to ‘21600’. To check your subscription status, SMS ‘Status’ to ‘21600’. Network: Etisalat Validity USSD Code Social Daily: N100 1 day 4992*2# Social Weekly: N400 7 days 4992*1# Social Monthly: N1300 30 days 4992# Complete Daily: N100 1 day 4993*2# Complete Weekly: N500 7 days 4993*1# Complete Monthly: N1500 30 days 4993# For Etisalat, dial *228# to check your status. Network: Glo Validity SMS Code BIS Daily: N1001 day BISDAY BIS Weekly: N900 7 days BISWEEK BIS Monthly: N2800 30 days BISMONTH Complete Weekly: N400 7 days COWEEK Complete Monthly: N1400 30 days COMONTH For Glo, send the sms code to ‘777’. To check status, send ‘Status’ to ‘777’ Network: Airtel Validity USSD Code Social Daily: N100 1 day 4406# Social Weekly: N400 7 days 4405# Social Monthly: N1200 30 days 4404# Complete Daily: N100 1 day 4403# Complete Weekly: N400 7 days 4402# Complete Monthly: N1400 30 days 4401# For Airtel, send ‘Status’ to ‘440’ to check subscription status.

FUNNY CURFEW

Curfew was declared while some guys went to watch football match and met the soldiers on their way....the soldiers decided to flog them according to the numbers on their clothes (jerseys)...the first guy was wearing Chelsea jersey 12 Mikel Obi...he was flogged 12 strokes and the second person was wearing 50cent...they gave him 50 strokes...on the process the third man started crying from afar...Guess what? He is a Fulani man wearing Sai Buhari 2015.....please don't laugh alone

Funny wife

A woman suspected her husband for having sex with the maid in the house, so the woman setted a trap by sending the maid to the village for the weekend without telling her husband. At night the husband told the usual story 'darling i am going to watch wrestling at the sitting room' and left. The wife silently went to the maid's room and lied nake on the bed without any light, a man joined her on the bed without wasting time and without a word he had sex with her. After the fifth round she said, "it's enough, i have cought you, so this is how you have sex with her, you will do two round and tell me you are tired: fifth round and you are still demanding for more". The gateman shouted,"I AM SORI MADAM, I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS YOU, EEWWEEEEEEEEEE. She shouted den the husband rushed in and cought them. Now if you are the husband, what will you do. Dont spoil the fun so share with your friends and see their view.

THREE TOUGH QUESTION

Three Tough Questions? There was a young man who went overseas to study for quite a long time. When he returned, he asked his parents to find him a religious scholar or any expert who could answer his 3 Questions. Finally, his parents were able to find a Muslim scholar. Young man: Who are you? Can you answer my questions? Scholar: I am one of Allah (Subhan Wa Ta`ala )'s slaves and Insha- Allah (God willing), I will be able to answer your questions. Young man: Are you sure? A lot of Professors and experts were not able to answer my questions. Scholar: I will try my best, with the help of Allah(Subhan Wa Ta`ala). Young Man: I have 3 questions: 1. Does God exist? If so, show me His shape. 2. What is thaqdir (fate)? 3. If shaitan (Devil) was created from the fire, why at the end he will be thrown to hell that is also created from fire. It certainly will not hurt him at all, since Shaitan (Devil) and the hell were created from fire. Did God not think of it this far? Suddenly, the Scholar slapped the young man's face very hard. Young Man (feeling pain): Why do you get angry at me? Scholar: I am not angry. The slap is my answer to your three questions. Young Man: I really don't understand. Scholar: How do you feel after I slapped you? Young Man: Of course, I felt the pain. Scholar: So do you believe that pain exists? Young Man: Yes. Scholar: Show me the shape of the pain! Young Man: I cannot. Scholar: That is my first answer. All of us feel God's existence without being able to see His shape... Last night, did you dream that you will be slapped by me? Young Man: No. Scholar: Did you ever think that you will get a slap from me, today? Young Man: No. Scholar: That is takdir (fate) my second answer........ My hand that I used to slap you, what is it created from? Young Man: It is created from flesh. Scholar: How about your face, what is it created from? Young Man: Flesh. Scholar: How do you feel after I slapped you? Young Man: In pain. Scholar: That?s it. this is my third answer, Even though Shaitan (Devil) and also the hell were created from the fire, if Allah wants, insha-Allah (God willing), the hell will become a very painful place for Shaitan Allah said: If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you." If you are not ashamed, pls pass this message on so that lot pple can benefit from it Forward as received. Dear all, Do not drink new FANTA APPLE! it contains carcinogenic (E211,E224) FAT OF PIG! Plz don't delete it until u forward it 2all muslims

JOKE: MY Mum Joined Facebook

So my mum joined facebook last last week and this evening she started complaining to me, she said: “Mark this facebook registration dey chop money oh” “mummy I no understand… how?” I asked. She sighed and said: “Since wey I tell victory your sister to register me for facebook, na so-so money I dey spend” I was confused, I didn’t understand what my mum was talking about. But after a while I got a clue and then asked: “Oh ok, mummy na MB dey chop your money?”. She raised eye brows and said: “ah Mark which one be MB na? I hope say I nogo pay for that one oh, because I don pay 8k for chatting permit, 10k for friend request fee, 3k for posting fee, 6k for profile picture permit and this evening again, your sister don talk say facebook say make I bring 5k for international facebook passport. Mark I don tire, na so una dey spend money for this thing?” Please what should I tell my mum right now?

Send free sms to all network.

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Hiv family

SAD SAD NEWS A Guy living abroad called his mum to say . OLA: "mom, I've got HIV n so I'm coming home" MOM: (begging) please, OLA, never come back home". OLA surprised) "why" MOM: "If you come home, your wife will get it and she will give it to ur brother, ur brother will give it to our house girl and she will give it to your father. Your father will give it to me and I will give it to our driver, our driver will give it to ur sister and if your sister gets it, then the entire village will get it. So we are counting on you to die alone. Don't laugh alone

He that is in u is greater than he that is in the world

If a Soldier asked u to stop and ur Pastor told u to move that u should not mind them, telling u that he who lives in u is greater than the one living inside them. Who are you going to obey? Be sincere

Glo Data Plans for Mobile Phones & Tablets

Plan Name Service Rental Data Cap Validity Period Code SMS to 127 Target Device Instant Surf N100 20MB 24 hours 12751# ‘51’ Handset Smallie N200 50MB 3 days 12756# ‘56’ Handset One Week N400 65MB 7 days 12752# ‘52’ Handset Big Week N500 150MB 7 days 12757# ‘57’ Handset Always Micro N1,000 350MB 30 days 12753# ‘53’ Handset My Phone N2,000 800MB 30 days 12755# ‘55’ Handset Always Macro N3,000 1.5 GB 30 days 12754# ‘54’ Handset/ Tablet

Glo Data Plans for Router

Plan Name Servive Rental (N) Data Cap Validity Period SMS USSD Silver 10,000 11GB 30 days 15 12711# Gold 15,000 17GB 30 days 16 12712# Platinum 18,000 21GB 30 days 17 12713# To check your data balance, SMS info to 127

airtel data plans

Plan Data Allowance (NORMAL) Data Allowance (CURRENT) Retail Price (N) (Data RCV, EPIN & ERC) Validity period USSD Activation Code SMS Activation Code MAMO Activation Code Trial 1MB 1MB 0 – 1 day 14113*1# Trial – Entry 4MB 6MB 50 – 1 day 14111*9# Entry 14191 Daily 10MB 15MB 100 99 1 day 14111*1# Daily 14154 3-day 25MB 40MB 200 – 3 days 14111*8# Three 14192 Weekly 50MB 70MB 300 – 7 days 14111*2# Weekly 14193 Easy 80 MB 120MB 500 499 14 days 14111*3# Easy 14151 Top-Up 100 MB 100 MB 600 – – – – – 786 plan 125 MB 125 MB 786 – 30 days 14111*786# 786 14194 Lite 200MB 260MB 1,000 999 30 days 14111*4# Lite 14150 Midi 250 MB 325MB 1,300 – 30 days 14111*5# Midi 14153 Smartphone1 500MB 650MB 2,000 1,999 30 days 14111*6# Smart1 14152 Smart phone 2 1GB 1.3GB 3,000 2,999 30 days 14111*7# Smart2 14156 Plus 3GB 3.9GB 5,000 4,999 30 days 14112*1# plus 14155 Max 5GB 6.6GB 8,000 – 30 days 14112*2# max 14196 Premium 10GB 13.3GB 15,000 – 30 days 14112*3# premium 14197 Prime 15GB 19.9GB 22,000 – 30 days 14112*7# prime – Day 150MB 150MB 500 – 24 hours 14112*5# day 14195 Night Time (Off Peak) 3GB 3.9GB 2,500 – 30 days 14112*4# night – Weekend 3GB 3.9GB 3,000 – 30 days 14112*6# weekend – To Check Data Usage – – – 14111*0# status.. To check your data balance, dial 141712*0#.