nigerians are good at something

Most nigerians are good at chatting Here are
the top ten Nigerian funniest chat-to make a girl fall for u
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1. “You look familiar, have we met?”
This seems to be the most popular in Nigeria
when it comes to chat-up lines. A guy walks up
to you and is like “… Hey. .. You look familiar,
have we met?”. ( And you’re staring blankly like
…” No, I don’t think so” and he goes …”Oh
common don’t tell me you can’t remember me.
..”. So in a bid to defend your memory, you
oblige and chat or you really don’t care and tell
the person off.
2. “Can I follow you home? ‘Cos my parents told
me to always follow my dreams”
When you hear a line like this, you may be too
weak to react cos you’re boiling within with
laughter. All that runs through your mind could
be “what the heck is he (or she as the case may
be) thinking?”.
3. “Hey, you are very pretty, you look exactly like
my mum”
This sounds awkward because the lady does not
know how the person’s mom look. However,
some women may feel honoured while some
maybe like .. ” What? are you alright? You wish!”
4. “Ooooo Boi! I wish I met you first”
This line is pretty famous in the circles of those
who meet someone they think they like when
they’re already in a serious relationship. It’s a
funny way to break the ice but it works.
Sometimes, It has an uncanny feel to it that can
soften the other person’s disposition towards
you.
5. “You’re the only egg in my roll. Without you
I’m just a buns”
Now talk about downright hilarious. Even the
meanest or hardest Nigerian mind will break a
smile on hearing this. The mere thought of the
person trying to talk to you being a “buns” is so
funny. Using this is sure to kick start your much
needed chat but you’ve got to get creative to
keep it going.
6. “I’m not a prophet but I can see you and I
together”
When you hear such lines, the first thing that
comes to mind will be “hmmmm, the brother’s
getting all religious on me” and as funny as it
may sound it, works for some people.
7. “I thought happiness starts with letter H, why
does mine start with U?”
How creative and smooth, when you hear such
lines you just smile because you get carried away
by the mind behind those words. It’s funny but
cute at the same time, words like this can break
any ice cold heart and get a conversation going.
Besides, give the brother some credit for the pun.
8. “Does it Hurt? (What?) Falling from heaven”.
I’ve heard men use this line a lot. Its just a
sweet way to tell a lady that she is an angel. It’s
kind of abstract because it starts with a question
– Does it hurt? It’ll definitely trigger some
curiosity in the mind of the lady because it’s
awkward. And the later part – falling from
heaven – creates the opposite reaction because
they never saw it coming. It’s an old classic pick
up line that still works.
9. “Hi I’m kind of lost. please can you help me
find my way to …..?”
I can bet you this line has been in use for
decades and till date it works. It makes you
sound vulnerable and in need of help but the aim
is to draw attention and start a conversation.
This kind of pick of line works better in public
places.
10. “Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives…
He never met you!”
Talk about religious and funny, this is sure to
earn you a smile from that ‘sister’ that’s got
your nerves in a twist and your mind all tangled
up. This type of lines that have a biblical feel to
them are best tried on religious person with a
sense of humour.