Saturday, 12 November 2016

Bad housegirl

A House girl asked her madam to increase her
salary. The madam ask her to give 3 reasons
why she need her salary to be increased.
*HOUSE GIRL:* I can cook better than you.
*MADAM:* Who told you that?
*HOUSE GIRL:* Your husband told me.
*MADAM:* Okay, second reason....!
*HOUSE GIRL:* I can iron better than you.
*MADAM:* Who told you that?
*HOUSE GIRL:* Your husband told me.
*MADAM:* Okay, last reason.
*HOUSE GIRL:* I am also better than you in
bed (Madam got furious, grab a stick to
smash her head)
*MADAM:* Did my husband say that?
*HOUSE GIRL:* NO, the driver told me I'm
better
than you in bed.
*MADAM:* Shhhh! Lower your voice please! I
will increase your salary immediately. You're
such a hard working girl

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